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May
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- Completely. It just warms you from within which is...
- So you put a lot on there?
- Internet Killed the Radio Silence
- You wouldn't say that to the grass and flowers!
- Chicken? Burgers? I have a gas Weber which really ...
- You nailed it! And don't even get me started abou...
- Uh-oh! You're going to be bouncing off the walls!
- To Female: the chance of you running into this guy...
- ROTFL! But seriously, are you ok?
- But how does your couch feel? JK! Rest up, you des...
- Is it for your twice yearly cleaning or something ...
- I Know! It's Like, Hey, Eastern Standard Time, Chi...
- When it rains it pours
- I Know! Now When Consuela and Maria Come to Tidy U...
- Wow, I haven't even had my coffee yet! What's your...
- What did you have for dinner? How old is Richard?
- Well, at least it was raining this weekend so you ...
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April
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- I was at the DMV recently to get my registration d...
- Weigh the pros and cons. How many of your friends ...
- Are you exercising in the evening? If so, switch y...
- Papa John's has a special offer today, 1 extra lar...
- Step 1. Admit the Problem, Step 2. Identify the So...
- Ugh!!
- Sometimes spring really launches into summer quick...
- More: Running, Yelling, Gun Play. Less: Bras, Plot...
- Sometimes its overwhelming but you'll feel great t...
- hopefully you'll feel more energetic tomorrow
- That Night Have an Erotic Dream Featuring Steve Jo...
- Fiddles with his weiner
- Whoop whoop! It's the sound of da police!
- Do you get both days off next weekend hopefully?
- Yeah, I just got back from the bathroom :(
- Whateves sexy! You've still got it!
- Can you sleep in tomorrow at least?
- And then what happened?
- Sleep Whining
- Colors or Whites?
- The Little Engine that could
- Well that's one thing less to worry about
- Sleep Whining
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