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Banalbook
A celebration of the most aggressively boring status updates on Facebook.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Completely. It just warms you from within which is what you need for damp days.
Female -33-NY- thinks hot soup on a rainy day salvages the day from its damp gloom.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
So you put a lot on there?
Female (32) Brooklyn - is sloooowly making my way through my massive to-do list.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Internet Killed the Radio Silence
Male (24) Philadelphia: is silenty freaking out because of traffic!
You wouldn't say that to the grass and flowers!
Female (22) New Jersey: ugh, shitty weather.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Chicken? Burgers? I have a gas Weber which really does chicken well...
Male-37-Seattle- just fired up the first bbq of the season!
You nailed it! And don't even get me started about Heroes.
Female (33) Harrisonburg - just finished watching this season of "lost"...and is more *lost* than ever.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Uh-oh! You're going to be bouncing off the walls!
Male (35) Oklahoma City - is gonna grab cappuccino #2.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
To Female: the chance of you running into this guy in DC is so small. Its just not very likely that you'll be affected by his sloppy driving.
Male (32)-DC- wonders if anyone else has waited for a stop sign to turn green.
Comment #1-Female (28)-DC- Please let me know when and where you'll be driving.
ROTFL! But seriously, are you ok?
Female (32) New Orleans - feels like a poopy monkey.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
But how does your couch feel? JK! Rest up, you deserve it!
Female (34)- Washington DC - is excited to be home, sitting on her couch.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Is it for your twice yearly cleaning or something else?
Male (34) Los Angeles: is at the Dentist.
I Know! It's Like, Hey, Eastern Standard Time, Chill Out!!
Male (25) Philadelphia: is it 530 already!!
Friday, May 8, 2009
When it rains it pours
Female (33) - Lives in a rainforest. Apparently.
Comment #1 Female (37) - I think I do too.
Comment #2 Male (40) - It sure feels like it these days.
I Know! Now When Consuela and Maria Come to Tidy Up, I'm Like, Is It Worth My Health? I'm Firing Them Today.
Female (31) Atlanta: is feeling surrounded by germs...
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Wow, I haven't even had my coffee yet! What's your secret!?
Female (27) New Orleans: is at work at an ungodly hour...but being very productive!
Sunday, May 3, 2009
What did you have for dinner? How old is Richard?
Female-33-(NY)- is going to dinner at my parent's house for dinner to celebrate Richard's Birthday.
Well, at least it was raining this weekend so you didn't miss out on any fun outside activities. Give yourself the luxury to rest.
Female-(34)-DC- is bummed that my sore throat isn't going away.
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Whateves sexy! You've still got it!
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